Jerry (sidebar…Is my instinct to call him by his first name due to Kenny Bania ringing in my head?) also chatted with my favorite comedian, Louis C.K., and got him to share his more sensitive side. Don’t worry, it’s still regular Louis.
While the term was likely created by the advertising agency hired by Rally’s, Green is largely responsible for “Cha-ching” being a part of pop culture. In 1991, Green was sporting my brother’s haircut and selling out…before it was cool.
This just in from NASA: World to continue. While many have been marking their calendar for the End of Days-fest this December 21st, NASA scientist (and all-around conspiracy theorist killjoy) Don Yeomans has taken to the Internet to debunk various popular scenarios. In this short video Yeomans shoots down the Mayan calendar (“…calendar does not end…just the end of a cycle.”), planet Niburu (“…would have seen it long ago.”), solar storm (“…next solar maximum…will actually take place in May 2013.”), planetary alignments (“…no planetary alignments in December of 2012.”), and Earth rotation axis shift (“…can’t shift because of the orbit of the moon…”) theories.
If this video fails to assuage your fears, take heart that you are still well within your rights to disregard this “science” mumbo-jumbo and continue accumulating canned goods, weaponry, and apocalypse-free floating dirigibles.
This afternoon at the office I went to the restroom and to my surprise, their was a giant duck head rising above the top of the big stall. At that point I remembered the Oregon cheerleaders and Puddles the Duck were there visiting the studio and spending time with our on-air talent, Mike and Ashley. After initially taking a step back in the restroom doorway, I laughed and moved toward the urinal.
“The Duck…you don’t see that in here every day,” I said to our guest as he finished changing into his mascot uniform. Expecting to get a response from a 20-year-old college student, the 6’8″ duck replied with a hearty mouth fart. Clearly that got me laughing.
Without breaking character, Puddles shuffled out of the stall and saddled up to the neighboring urinal to “relieve himself.” After earning another laugh there, he flushed, spun on his heel, and walked out the door.
Not one to pass up on spreading a respectable meme, I can’t help but share the Gangnam Stylevideo by South Korean rapper Psy. After less than two months on YouTube it’s garnered over 105 million views, so it’s gotta be good. Judge for yourself:
Guess what they called the Golden Gate Bridge in 1917? Nothing. Not until that year did the idea of building a bridge across the Golden Gate strait become a serious conversation topic. And construction on the bridge didn’t even start until 1933. Yet the span was completed in four short years and this past Sunday, we celebrated the 1937 completion of the Golden Gate Bridge with an epic, scored fireworks display. I watched it from the rocks along the Marina jetty and this video by KFOG captures the magic of the experience perfectly. Enjoy.
A friend just asked me today, “Are you a dog or cat person?” To that I ask, “Does the Prometheus trailer leave me both rife with anticipation and a strong urge to cover my face with a pillow?” Yes, of course it does. And yes, of course I am.
I grew up with dogs (not wolves), but as a keeper of felines I have a special place in my heart for my cat kids. And I’ll admit it, when a trusted source tells me I just have to see the latest viral cat video, I’m in. To that end, enjoy Henri’s anguish:
The National Hustle welcomes Philly Keys to tackle our blog’s third guest post. Philly Keys is a native Philadelphian who loves sports and now calls Atlanta home.
OK, enough. Yes, we booed a pathetic, decrepit Santa Claus. Yes, we booed Michael Irvin as he lay prostrate on the Vet Stadium concrete. Some of “us” have been known to use vomit as a weapon. Others have been escorted to a basement prison and convicted by a presiding judge … in our own home stadium. And yes, Mr. Andrus, our celebrated security personnel have wielded a taser on occasion, to subdue a raucous fan or two, but only when there was no other alternative.
But to use those singular few events, perpetrated by a few bad egg inebriated individuals, to categorize an entire city? Ridiculous. That’s like saying the entire city of Tucson should get a bad name because of the streaker ref, or that Detroit should suffer eternal damnation for Kid Rock, or that Atlanta is a hick town because it spawned John Rocker. Bad examples? Perhaps, but you get my point.
Philly is a great sports town, from Conshohocken to the Main Line, from West Chester to West Philly, from the Palestra to Ashburn Alley, from Pat’s to Geno’s to Jim’s, from Bull’s BarBQ to Ardmore Pizza (my personal fave). But we are a long suffering fan base, who continue to expect more from our teams and get less. We’ve suffered more than our share of stomach punches (via Bill Simmons, @sportsguy33) throughout the years, and we’ve celebrated precious few championships. So cut us a break, for gosh sakes, and back off these “Philly fans suck” posts. Yes, the Phillies ended our title drought in 2008, but they’ve turned around and tantalized us now 3 years running, dropping out of baseball’s big dance earlier and earlier each postseason. You’ve already forgotten the few near misses and the much more frequent ineptitude? Let’s take a journey back through the past 30 years or so, shall we? Continue reading →
The National Hustle welcomes Danny Martin in our blog’s second-ever guest post. Danny is a native Californianwith a political streak who enjoys writing and spending time with his family.
“Going to college is a dream that promises intellectual excitement and creative thinking,” Jerry Brown said in a statement. “The Dream Act benefits us all by giving top students a chance to improve their lives and the lives of all of us.”
This is so true, just not for undocumented immigrants. We all want to work with people that are creative thinkers and improve our lives, but guess what, this is a dream. Dreams are achieved by hard work and determination, not hand outs or “entitlements”.
Are these students “entitled” to these funds? I am not saying that just because you are a documented U.S. Citizen that you’re entitled to these funds either, but they should get first dibs on them. This law really creates an economic discrimination against the current legal California Citizens, almost penalizing them for obeying the laws of the state. Entitlement seems to be the underlying theme to all of legislature and policy related to hand out/bail out programs. We constantly reward individuals for making bad decisions. So do we think by educating these individuals we eliminate these bad decisions? When do we start holding people responsible for their choices and actions? No matter if you are a documented or undocumented citizen there should not be any entitlement for anything not earned. The government makes it too easy for us to not apply our skills or learn new skills. This is a lot like training wheels on a bike, but due to these failed policies and laws of entitlements we will never take those training wheels off.
By no means is the message saying that these undocumented immigrants are not hard working, determined or deserving of these funds. While the pursuit of higher education is commendable and understandable, the point is that even if undocumented students were granted taxpayer funded aid for college, they would not be eligible to legally obtain a job in the U.S. The point is we are granting amnesty and free college funding to undocumented immigrants through this bill, but no one is paying attention and it has no long term economic benefit. This sends the message that if undocumented immigrants break the law by crossing the border, they will have the same rights and entitlements as U.S. Citizens. As someone who worked full time to put themselves through college this seems like it goes against everything learned along my journey to where I am today.
I will leave you with the Webster Dictionary definition of the word “entitlement”:
1a: the state or condition of being entitled : right b: a right to benefits specified especially by law or contract
2: a government program providing benefits to members of a specified group; also: funds supporting or distributed by such a program
3: belief that one is deserving of or entitled to certain privileges
Baseball purists – and sports purists, for that matter – hate the fact that business drives so many decisions in Major League Baseball. However, one decision MLB’s league office can’t directly control is which teams ascend to the World Series.
The MLB has been beat up during this postseason with each successive Red Sox, Phillies, and Yankees loss. Each of those teams bring their army of passionate fans not only to the stadium, but to the seats and barstools planted directly in front of the television. When they don’t play deep into October, postseason television ratings suffer.
So purists rejoice, the St. Louis Cardinals are hosting the Texas Rangers in tonight’s Game 1 of the 2011 World Series. The fans of both teams are passion-rich, yet number-poor and do not carry the TV ratings of their brethren of the Northeast. And considering (1) the last time the Central time zone hosted the entirety of the World Series – in 2005, Astros v. White Sox – the MLB endured the lowest TV ratings to date, and (2) World Series ratings have dropped 74% since their peak in 1978 and 46% in the last 10 years alone, this World Series is almost assured to usher in the lowest TV ratings in the event’s history.
Via TVbytheNumbers.com, here are the World Series ratings data, from 1968-2010:
UPDATE (10/27) – Through five games, the 2011 World Series (Rangers v. Cardinals) television ratings are at an 8.3, down from last year’s 8.4 for the Rangers v. Giants series.
UPDATE (10/29) – The 2011 World Series television ratings received a huge bump from Game 6 and 7, finishing at a 10.0. It’s a 19% increase over last year, but still the third lowest ever and certainly the lowest amongst 6- or 7-game series.